Need help deciphering this email

[dannyz]

If anyone understands the meaning of this email I received today, please let me know. :D


i can gay sex hello please i is now live in japan. i can japanese gay sex . but i dont no japan gay sex address .please send to my mail . japan tokyo gay sex home and plase address .
i will go to japan tokyo gay sex . but i can japan tokyo address. please thank you .

[Craig]

They are looking for the gay sex with guys located in tokyo and like gay sex at the gay sex house for men and gay sex. Can you send him to the address where he can go.

I assume he thinks the guys on your site are for sale.

I encountered this situation the last time I was in japan. It was Feb (a few years back) and cold so everyone was handing out the tissues. One was to a cool looking cozplay bar - well - Upon translation of the bar window, it was a cosplay video sex club where you dress up and film yourself having sex.

Can he be thinking along these lines and with your models? For the gay sex?

[dannyz]

Wow! I think you are pretty much on target. :)

The gay bathhouses in Japan are quite an experience. I do actually have the name and address of one I can try to send him to that could help him out. Of course we don't offer our models for gay sex, but he is a member of our site so I don't mind lending a helping 'hand.'

[HunkMoneyLuke]

english second language (but still, prolly better than your japanese???)

[basschick]

i'm thinking it has something to do with japanese gay sex rofl

[ArmpitLover]

i'm thinking it has something to do with japanese gay sex rofl

Damn it, I was waaaaaay off base.... I though he was looking for Mexican Soccer results.

I must improve my Ingrish

lol

[dannyz]

english second language (but still, prolly better than your japanese???)

Heheh, funny you should mention that, as I am currently studying Japanese. But yes, my Japanese would currently look about as bad if not worse then his ESL. :)


i'm thinking it has something to do with japanese gay sex
Hmmmm ya' think? whistle

I must improve my Ingrish
This website should help you! :D
www.engrish.com

[dannyz]

It looks like Craig's knowledge of Engrish was spot on! Here's the member's response to my email with a link to the address of the most well known gay sauna in Tokyo:


hello friend thank you .24 kaikan shinjuku this is japanese gay sex ok.

Glad we were able to make another satisfied customer. :)